MelloYelloHelloFellow

The story written in the shack main chat, two hours of half-dreaming, featuring characters inspired by you lovely friends... full story after the jump!

[4:59 AM] ATY: anyways, te story.... so once upon a time everything was upside-down

[5:00 AM] ATY: it was actually only a week ago, but it was upside-down. also the colors, they were existing in reality as we remember, but we dont remember the colors or any of the following story because the color spectrum is UV, and people are unable to see these things

[5:00 AM] ATY: allowed 11butthurt to broadcast (theroarshackpro)

[5:01 AM] ATY: anyways. i will tell the story in terms that fall within our comprehension, because otherwise...well, the letters to explain these uv-upsidedown things, they are not on my keyboard. ANYWAYS

[5:02 AM] ATY: there hung a small batlike creature, but the batlike creatures skin was made of something more the texture of frozen aluminum

[5:02 AM] ATY: this batlike creature, therefore was basically standing up. anyways

[5:03 AM] ATY: this batlike creature is named Spuds. because upside down, "spuds" is uhh "spnds"

[5:03 AM] ATY: and this bat, spnd a lot of batmoney to make music, with his wings

[5:04 AM] ATY: mostly just the right one though, our left.

[5:04 AM] ATY: he favored this one more, because itwas flawless

[5:04 AM] ATY: whatever, mirror image, somethi

[5:04 AM] ATY: it doesnt matter, because i cant explain it anyway

[5:04 AM] ATY: bahahah

[5:04 AM] ATY: anyways it was a flawless wing.

[5:05 AM] ATY: there were no imperfections, no dents, he had never really flown because he just found he enjoyed walking

[5:06 AM] ATY: and his left wing, i mean yes it was impeccable but there was one movement of the way the batskinaluminum was brushed, right at a crook, that was about 45degrees off. nobody else noticed, but he was well aware of it.

[5:06 AM] ATY: so, yeah he would just hang out standing up playing a glorious music with his wing

[5:07 AM] ATY: walking to and fro, between his  teepee and his fruit trees

[5:07 AM] ATY: *klonk klonk klonk*

[5:07 AM] ATY: *tippitatippitatippitata*

[5:08 AM] ATY: one day, there was a very strange storm

[5:08 AM] ATY: and, for sure! if everyone can keep that in mind in case i disconnect...yyeee

[5:08 AM] ATY: anyways

[5:08 AM] ATY: strange storm, so so strange, even by the standards of this unfathomable reality it was strange

[5:09 AM] ATY: it was like a rain or sleet storm,

[5:09 AM] ATY: thank you sang

[5:09 AM] ATY: except, rather than it falling o whipping down, or even up,

[5:09 AM] ATY: it kind of...came *out*

[5:09 AM] ATY: really, really strange, like the atoms of hydrogen in the air were popcorn kernals, but rather than

[5:10 AM] ATY: popcorn, it was a static cotton sandblast? but very very tiny level

[5:11 AM] ATY: it kinda ended up feeling like needles were poking your skin from the outside, but ....like backwards

[5:11 AM] ATY: if you can imagine that

[5:11 AM] ATY: anyways, this weird storm really fucked up spuds game

[5:11 AM] ATY: cause it was really interfering with the vibrations at the base of his wing

[5:12 AM] ATY: lol

[5:12 AM] ATY: and also it hurt his eyes, quite a lot

[5:12 AM] ATY: and yes sang, like pulling out of the skin

[5:12 AM] ATY: but sharp

[5:12 AM] ATY: his eyes really fucking hurt, like a shit ton

[5:12 AM] ATY: so he decided to just close them

[5:13 AM] ATY: he was in his grove of various fruity trees, and he curled up in a cute little aluminum ball like a roly poly

ATY: and he made sure to tuck his right wing under his chin, just in case

[5:13 AM] ATY: lmao

[5:14 AM] ATY: while he was seeking his refuge from this awful storm,

[5:14 AM] ATY: a god damn coconut fell

[5:14 AM] ATY: from his coconut tree

[5:15 AM] ATY: and bopped him

[5:15 AM] ATY: right on the spine

[5:15 AM] ATY: and he made this horrible horrible horrible fucking noice

[5:15 AM] ATY: noise

[5:15 AM] ATY: that came out of a vertebrae, the one that got crunched

[5:16 AM] ATY: like, something similar to a fucking tsunami of blood suddenly decimating your entire state, just crazy shit

[5:16 AM] ATY: and he like, kinked up sideways, sort of,

[5:18 AM] ATY: and he is laying there and it hurts a lot, and he is not making that sound anymore...but that sound was so loud it  echoed through the valley

[5:18 AM] ATY: and shook the bones of a  group of tundra-men

[5:19 AM] ATY: which were, more or less, men from the tundra. they were kinda short, all of them, and they had hair growing on their bodies

[5:19 AM] ATY: like, you know where people generally can grow body hair? these tundramen were bald where we grow hair, but hairy everywhere else

[5:19 AM] ATY: dont rage charlie it's ok <3!

[5:20 AM] ATY: the tundramen reproduced weird, even. they were all men, they didnt have sex, they just kind of.... had a bizarre ritual thing, it was kind of a passage into manhood from being a tadpole

[5:21 AM] ATY: and as they turned into the tundramen, more tadpoles. who knows. anyways,

[5:21 AM] ATY: the tundramens bones quivered

[5:21 AM] ATY: with that bellow

[5:22 AM] ATY: and they were bored cause they chopped down a bunch of trees

[5:22 AM] ATY: so they decided to go check it out, see what was going on, and if they could maybe incorporate whoever it was who owned that crazy set of pipes into their armpit squelching down-home band

[5:23 AM] ATY: becuase, no armpit hair, they loved to make music that way

[5:23 AM] ATY: while they windmilled their hairless genetelia

[5:23 AM] ATY: and attempted to blind flying creatures with the reflection of the sun off of their domes (like, noggins)

[5:24 AM] ATY: windmilling and doing weird shit with their heads

[5:24 AM] ATY: mind you they are coming from outside of where the storm is

[5:24 AM] ATY: anyways

[5:25 AM] ATY: they reach the storm

[5:25 AM] ATY: and i mean, the storm was a precise cube, one square mile in size

[5:26 AM] ATY: and so they could see that there was, eh, it seemed like just this sudden wall, of that sort of transparant glass, the frosted glass?

[5:26 AM] ATY: except rather than being a wall, it was this storm. imagine walking up to that, and being able to step into is

[5:26 AM] ATY: it*

[5:26 AM] ATY: and then, well i already explained the sensations of that

[5:27 AM] ATY: so they are all standing in a line, these tundramen, all facing this storm about a foot away from it

[5:27 AM] ATY: just in complete wonder and amazement

[5:27 AM] ATY: they had never seen anything like this

[5:27 AM] ATY: but they werent afraid, really

[5:28 AM] ATY: i think if you are in that kind of situation where it's just something so out of experience, ... you arent even able to be afraid just yet, because all of your cognitive powers are directed at the wonderment

[5:28 AM] ATY: wb butthurt

[5:28 AM] ATY: they were then compelled.

[5:29 AM] ATY: by what, it is uncertain to say. but something compelled all of them, in that line, to at the very same instant

[5:29 AM] ATY: *DOVE*

[5:30 AM] ATY: *BALD HEADS FIRST,*

[5:30 AM] ATY: PERFECTLY SYNCHRONIZED

[5:30 AM] ATY: into the storm.

[5:30 AM] ATY: and as they met that wall

[5:30 AM] ATY: ALL OF THEIR HAIR JUST SIZZLED UP

[5:30 AM] ATY: AND THEY WERE COMPLETELY AND FULLY NAKED

[5:31 AM] ATY: yeah like penguins

[5:31 AM] ATY: and they all landed stupidly

[5:31 AM] ATY: like, imagine someone just*SUPER-DURRR* HEADFIRST dive straight ahead

[5:31 AM] ATY: like, that's so fucking dumb. they flopped onto the ground.

[5:32 AM] ATY: they were then overcome, and compelled, oncemore

[5:32 AM] ATY: and these mouths, the jaws unhinged like snakes

[5:32 AM] ATY: and erupted, in screams

[5:33 AM] ATY: so powerful that the cells vomited themselves inside out

[5:33 AM] ATY: and the bones of the tundramen, in their limbs,

[5:34 AM] ATY: it was as if they had turned to barbed slivers of aluminum

[5:34 AM] ATY: that wrought torturous unimaginable suffering to the tundramen. and they were rendered unable to move, unable to breath, but unable to die

[5:35 AM] ATY: for 46 hours.

[5:35 AM] ATY: so spud is half shrivelled in agony under the coconut tree, the tundramen are writhing in hades just inside the storm

[5:35 AM] ATY: and the storm shifted

[5:35 AM] ATY: only about two feet though

[5:36 AM] ATY: but that was enough for one of the tundramen, named Gember,

[5:36 AM] ATY: to have his head out of the storm, along with his left shoulder and arm

[5:36 AM] ATY: bececause although they dove into the storm identically, once they were in agony they just flopped a bit

[5:37 AM] ATY: so, with his head out of the storm, and his arm, he was able to recognize his living experience once more

[5:37 AM] ATY: because in the storm it was just too much pain to even ...augh it was terrible!

[5:37 AM] ATY: he realized this immobilization, this horror, for some reason it came to his mind that

[5:38 AM] ATY: were he without limbs, yeah it is impossible to walk, but at least they could maybe roll or something? idk

[5:38 AM] ATY: but he realized that their limbs were what pinned them to this damnation

[5:39 AM] ATY: he was able to grab a small mirror, that his friend the quality waxologist had brought along

[5:39 AM] ATY: because, i mean quality waxology requires a mirror sometimes

[5:39 AM] ATY: anyways

[5:40 AM] ATY: he was able to reach it with his free hand and he smashed it onto the dusty ground

[5:40 AM] ATY: and it flew into three pieces

[5:41 AM] ATY: he grabbed one of the pieces, and plunged his fist back into the storm, aimed at the shoulder of his right arm

[5:41 AM] ATY: immediately his hand, that was grasping the mirror, began to shriek

[5:41 AM] ATY: but the momentum was enough

[5:41 AM] ATY: he pulled his fist back out and plunged again, and again, several times

[5:41 AM] ATY: until he had successfully severed his arm

[5:42 AM] ATY: possessed by frantic survival instincts, he was able to also sever both of his legs

[5:43 AM] ATY: from clutching that mirror shard so desperately

[5:43 AM] ATY: he was able to gnaw his arm off, he was determined as fuck

[5:44 AM] ATY: and after some breathing exercises and positive self talk

[5:44 AM] ATY: he got over the pain, from the limbing, and found himself

[5:44 AM] ATY: in a completely different reality, than the storm, even though he really was right there just inside the storm still

[5:45 AM] ATY: but without the limbs, the torture was gone

[5:45 AM] ATY: and that cotton-popping, was now just soft

[5:45 AM] ATY: it was like purified spring water that somehow has twice as much oxygen in it, was being poured across his body

[5:46 AM] ATY: that was the breeze

[5:46 AM] ATY: this, my friends, was *GEMBER THE LIMBER*

[5:46 AM] ATY: he was able to bring a few of the other tundramen to the same ethreal place as he, mostly the ones who he likes

[5:48 AM] ATY: and so the tundramen that mattered, rolled on along with the flow of this oxygenrich water breeze, because they had already come this far,

[5:49 AM] ATY: and really after all that, and now with it being the most beautiful and tranquil place ever, they really had no desire to leave the storm

[5:49 AM] ATY: and they still had a drive to make music while they travelled,

[5:49 AM] ATY: so they decided their new 'thing' would be to roll, like, ok watch my cam

[5:50 AM] ATY: so, forwards

[5:50 AM] ATY: justlike, forwards, without their limbs, so that their faces met the earth like this

[5:50 AM] ATY: and just rolling foirwards

[5:50 AM] ATY: and they opened their mouths like this

[5:50 AM] ATY: yeah, faceplanting

[5:51 AM] ATY: and with mouths open like trout

[5:51 AM] ATY: and just like, vocalizing a "uhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound

[5:51 AM] ATY: constantly

[5:51 AM] ATY: and the oxygenated air, it was so smooth it enabled them to not have to take breaths

[5:52 AM] ATY: becuase they were able to have the air fill their lungs even while they were "uhhhh" ing

[5:52 AM] ATY: and as they rolled, in rhythm, it made a weird suctiony kinda sound

[5:52 AM] ATY: like just

[5:52 AM] ATY: uuuuuh *mmphawp* uhhhhh

[5:52 AM] ATY: on and on and on

[5:52 AM] ATY: fucking strange troupe, led by gember the limber, including the quality qaxologist

[5:53 AM] ATY: i am in algae

[5:53 AM] ATY: anyways they went a ways enjoying their new music, and they came upon a coconut tree

[5:54 AM] ATY: which was, due to their limblessness, more fantastic than it otherwise would have been

[5:54 AM] ATY: and the trunk was kind of a shimmering opal color

[5:54 AM] ATY: and to the touch was like down feathers,

[5:55 AM] ATY: and the tree was breathing, and warm like it was a living baby duckling, but giant and a tree and not a duck

[5:55 AM] ATY: they all surrounded the tree and didnt notice spud at first

[5:55 AM] ATY: and they were looking it upand down and scootching closer to rub their faces on the trunk

[5:55 AM] ATY: giggling

[5:56 AM] ATY: and some of the coconuts came down to them to feed them

[5:56 AM] ATY: but it was like, the top of the tree consumed the coconuts and they moved down inside the trunk

[5:56 AM] ATY: like a long neck, with a ...coconut in it

[5:57 AM] ATY: anyways, and three of these coconts went down into the ground

[5:57 AM] ATY: annd came back up, like evaporated from below the dirt, to the surface

[5:57 AM] ATY: and the tundramen looked to gember the limber

[5:58 AM] ATY: because they are all, dude you can sever about 12 limbs total with nothing but a tiny shard of mirror

[5:58 AM] ATY: you get to open the coconuts

[5:58 AM] ATY: and so he felt responsible

[5:58 AM] ATY: and so the others rolled together

[5:58 AM] ATY: and they made a pretty lame excuse for a human pyramid

[5:59 AM] ATY: it was just like three torsos in a dogpile

[5:59 AM] ATY: and gember the limber inched his way to being on top of them, like an inchworm

[5:59 AM] ATY: and the coconuts were on the ground

[5:59 AM] ATY: and he was abut to faceplant into one of them from this 'height'

[5:59 AM] ATY: in order to open the coconut

[6:00 AM] ATY: when they heard a crinkling sound

[6:00 AM] ATY: kind of faint, but they heard is

[6:00 AM] ATY: heard it

[6:00 AM] ATY: so gember the limber looks towards it, and fuckin' quality waxologist sneezed

[6:00 AM] ATY: and they pathetically shlumped to the ground again

[6:01 AM] ATY: and that sound was spud

[6:02 AM] ATY: who had heard them coming, with their "UHHHHHHHHHHHHH * MWAHHHPHH* UHHH

[6:02 AM] ATY: and was, even through his agony and half shriveledness, compelled to show his musical skills

[6:02 AM] ATY: and he managed to shift enough to just land full weight on his crumpled bastard wing

[6:03 AM] ATY: which was enough to gget the attention of the tundramen

[6:03 AM] ATY: anyways, then the coconuts began to spin

[6:03 AM] ATY: the three that came for the tundramen

[6:03 AM] ATY: the one that bopped spud, it may have passed away. RIP.

[6:04 AM] ATY: but they are spinning, and also pulsating

[6:04 AM] ATY: yeah

[6:04 AM] ATY: we donnoyet, we arent there yet

[6:04 AM] ATY: hahah

[6:04 AM] ATY: and the spinning pulsating coconuts between spud and the tundramen torsos got everyones attention

[6:05 AM] ATY: they were yawning too, or making a yawn sound

[6:05 AM] ATY: and then

[6:05 AM] ATY: ...wait for it....

[6:06 AM] ATY: and then...

[6:06 AM] ATY: they opened

[6:06 AM] ATY: like eyes

[6:06 AM] ATY: like this

[6:06 AM] ATY: staring straight up

[6:07 AM] ATY: the tundramen all vomitted in sync

[6:07 AM] ATY: and spud guffawed inappropriately

[6:07 AM] ATY: and was reminded of his own eyes, in such horrible pain from this storm

[6:07 AM] ATY: and he made a sucking screamy sound

[6:07 AM] ATY: that kept going, cause the air was too soft

[6:08 AM] ATY: and gember the limber was like fuck this shit

[6:08 AM] ATY: and he rolled over and he used his tongue to lick spuds eyes

[6:08 AM] ATY: and trying to soothe him

[6:08 AM] ATY: and it wasnt working so he figured maybe this bats eyes are in the same kinda situation as his ex-limbs

[6:09 AM] ATY: so he ate the eyes of spud the bat

[6:09 AM] ATY: and did not share with the other tundramen, because he was just too into it

[6:09 AM] ATY: without his yes, spud the bat was transported

[6:09 AM] ATY: into uh,

[6:10 AM] ATY: blindness

[6:10 AM] ATY: i guess,

[6:10 AM] ATY: and also, he felt better

[6:10 AM] ATY: once he got over the pain of being gouged

[6:10 AM] ATY: the coconuts were just kickin' it there, staring into heaven

[6:10 AM] ATY: and the three other tundramen were hungry

[6:11 AM] ATY: after seeing gember the limber (greenv1be) feasting on the eyes of the bat

[6:11 AM] ATY: they start eyeballin' the eyeballs like they are nuts

[6:11 AM] ATY: (*HA HA HA HA HA *)

[6:12 AM] ATY: AND The yawning eyeball coconuts are zoning out, staring at heaven, and have never seen anything before

[6:12 AM] ATY: because their first open, they faced the sky

[6:12 AM] ATY: which they saw cloudless, and colorless, with their nutvision

[6:13 AM] ATY: so the three tundramen start faceplanting their way

[6:13 AM] ATY: to the eyes

[6:13 AM] ATY: and spud is learning echolocation with his new best friend gember the limber

[6:14 AM] ATY: also he is being taught how to unicycle, while theyre at it, to get around better

[6:14 AM] ATY: since half of him is shriveled

[6:14 AM] ATY: oh, he is ocming, my friend, he is nearing

[6:14 AM] ATY: yeah he had a unicycle laying around that he never had used before because he just loved to walk. he was a priviliged kinda bat. anyways

[6:15 AM] ATY: the vision of the three coconuts,

[6:15 AM] ATY: liike, they really were just eyes

[6:15 AM] ATY: but somehow what was seen, was for the tree

[6:16 AM] ATY: like the tree was the body and there was wireless

[6:16 AM] ATY: one of the tundramen wanted to be sneaky, he was the cautious one of the bunch

[6:16 AM] ATY: he was concerned about what could possibly happen if they just pounced on these eyes

[6:17 AM] ATY: and they had a very quick competition to determine who could spit furthest

[6:17 AM] ATY: and then they also compared that to how far they might be able to urinate, windmilling themselves

[6:18 AM] ATY: the windmilling wasn't very effective without the legs to give it uumph

[6:18 AM] ATY: but they all were relieved to have that part over

[6:18 AM] ATY: (HA HA HA HA HA)

[6:18 AM] ATY: anyways

[6:18 AM] ATY: the one that won, well, to be very honest, he was actually the least liked one of all of the tundramen in the history of the tundramen,

[6:19 AM] ATY: and therefore nobody knew his name

[6:19 AM] ATY: but they called him flipper

[6:19 AM] ATY: because, they hadnt talked to him at all before this entire ordeal and he survived just cause he was better than the other fuckers who ate the most food

[6:20 AM] ATY: flipper was only , his dislike was like,

[6:20 AM] ATY: just a lack of likability

[6:20 AM] ATY: he was not disliked

[6:21 AM] ATY: he just, wasnt liked at all.

[6:21 AM] ATY: anyways, flipper

[6:21 AM] ATY: he is, as it seems, a gifted spitter

[6:22 AM] ATY: so, the other two tundramen, quality waxologist and randy,spit all the spit left in their mouths into flippers mouth

[6:22 AM] ATY: to give him the most spit possible

[6:22 AM] ATY: and then they stood back (dehydrated)

[6:23 AM] ATY: while flipper spit with all his might, aiming right at the nearest coconut eyeball

[6:23 AM] ATY: and he got 10/10, right in the pupil

[6:24 AM] ATY: that eye shirked, and was like, wincing i guess, because it was full of spit now

[6:24 AM] ATY: and everything was kinda blurry and it tickled a bit as well

[6:24 AM] ATY: but it ended up closing

[6:24 AM] ATY: to cry it out

[6:25 AM] ATY: the other two eyes were half closed, then

[6:25 AM] ATY: cause you know if you close one eye the other one is like half closed, idk same kinda thing

[6:25 AM] ATY: so then randy JUMPS on this closed one

[6:26 AM] ATY: so his bellybutton suctioned to the eyeball

[6:26 AM] ATY: dont know why, maybe he was trying to claim that as his own

[6:26 AM] ATY: who knows

[6:26 AM] ATY: but anyways,

[6:27 AM] ATY: because when leaping, randy had cast a shadowover one of the other openeyes

[6:27 AM] ATY: so the tree had a sense of where this disturbance was located, spatially

[6:28 AM] ATY: and it faceplanted, as much as a coconut tree can, *FLUMPH* right on the -

[6:28 AM] ATY: anyways, right on the poor little fucker flipper

[6:28 AM] ATY: cause it was kinda a chance game

[6:28 AM] ATY: and flipper was just unlucky

[6:29 AM] ATY: so, *FLUMPH* right on flipper

[6:29 AM] ATY: and...flipper died.

[6:30 AM] ATY: :(

[6:30 AM] ATY: RIP moment of silence for flipper

ATY: okay, yeah nobody liked flipper, SEE

[6:31 AM] ATY: SEE

[6:31 AM] ATY: damn, dat poor flipper

[6:31 AM] ATY: anyways

[6:33 AM] ATY: so, RIP flipper, quality

[6:34 AM] ATY: quality waxologist is just kickin it there like *:O* randy has an eyeball no his bellybutton, spuds has mastered the unicycle but stucks at echolocation, however gember the limber has aced the echolocation

[6:34 AM] ATY: randy breathed

[6:34 AM] ATY: a lot

[6:35 AM] ATY: like, with his tummy, the movement, trying to squish the eye into blindness or submission

[6:35 AM] ATY: something, cause he was concerned about the coconut tree murdering him

[6:35 AM] ATY: the eye is all, super crying all over the place

[6:36 AM] ATY: but liking it

[6:36 AM] ATY: the other two eyes, one of them still has never seen anything, staring at heaven

[6:36 AM] ATY: and the other eye, it has seen the shadow of what was randys faceplant, which ended up with flipper dead,

[6:39 AM] ATY: that eye eventually descended into madness, chasing its own imaginary tail so to speak, and stopped caring about taking care of itself (crying) and dried up and was eaten by seagulls. but that is not relevant to the present story

[6:40 AM] ATY: the shadow eye, well, i guess i already said, started spinning rapidly

[6:40 AM] ATY: not blinking properly

[6:40 AM] ATY: or crying

[6:40 AM] ATY: just mad-eye-moody status

[6:40 AM] ATY: which made the tree incredibly dizzy

[6:40 AM] ATY: and it started bleeding

[6:41 AM] ATY: from the shafts of the little downy feathers that coatedthe tree trunk

[6:41 AM] ATY: blood that was red, like we are used to

[6:41 AM] ATY: but it was cold cold cold

[6:42 AM] ATY: quality waxologist is still just like ":O" and never actually moved beyond that

[6:43 AM] ATY: becuase it worked for him, and he forever made the "uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound

[6:43 AM] ATY: randy is getting so tired from breathing, and the eye is just bored at this point wanting to get it over with

[6:44 AM] ATY: the bleeding tree is sort of sauntering around in place, if you can imagine that, with little flicks of blood drops raining down around it, very fine

[6:44 AM] ATY: and gember the limber is proudly echolocating trying to get spud to turn around on the unicycle, still trying to perfect that art

[6:45 AM] ATY: and gember stepped backwards onto the coconut that we dont know if it is dead

[6:45 AM] ATY: and slipped, and also idk how he stepped, it was more like

[6:45 AM] ATY: ass-scootched

[6:46 AM] ATY: somehow, he was off balance by the actual coconut, and hit the back of his head on the ground loudly

[6:46 AM] ATY: and his echolocation fairy was pushed out of his open "uhhhhh" mouth

[6:46 AM] ATY: and flew away, and took his voice

[6:47 AM] ATY: and as it left, it was like a sonic screech fading away

[6:47 AM] ATY: which got the attention of spuds FINALLY

[6:47 AM] ATY: thinking it was gember

[6:48 AM] ATY: he ends up unicycling right into gembers torso, as he is like wordlessly screaming

[6:48 AM] ATY: trying to know which way to go avoid it...anyways, yeah BOOM right into that sucker

[6:48 AM] ATY: blind as a bat

[6:48 AM] ATY: and like, deflated gember?

[6:49 AM] ATY: idk, it was like roadkill, you know with a thin tire mark that cordioned him into two parts

[6:49 AM] ATY: but he was still alive he was okay besides that

[6:50 AM] ATY: and spud felt the thathump, and was like oh shit what

[6:51 AM] ATY: cause he really didnt know any of what was going on around him....gember was too excited because of the unicycle to really inform him of the presence of the other three (now just two, RIP flipper) tundramen, or the whole coconut tree eyeballs thing

[6:51 AM] ATY: anyways

[6:52 AM] ATY: spud knew about the coconut tree weird shit, cause it is his tree

[6:52 AM] ATY: and he knew that ballin' season was upon them

[6:52 AM] ATY: and remembered that, after thump-kerthumping over gember, cause he thought maybe he'd rolled an eye

[6:52 AM] ATY: HAHA

[6:53 AM] ATY: so he stopped abruptly and flew off of the unicycle, straight forward momentum-style

[6:53 AM] ATY: cause he was really fuckin' fast, he was really bookin it

[6:54 AM] ATY: and right as he left contact with the unicycle seat, and began to careen off to the

[6:54 AM] ATY: left side, cause of his crumpled on the left side, aerodynamics and whatnot,

[6:54 AM] ATY: a toad

[6:54 AM] ATY: descended

[6:55 AM] ATY: onto the unicycle

[6:55 AM] ATY: just, a fucking toad,

[6:55 AM] ATY: boom. taking the seat.

[6:55 AM] ATY: like what the everloving fuck.

[6:55 AM] ATY: this toad had a grimace on his face

[6:56 AM] ATY: and he lost balance on the unicycle because he had only ever been on bicycles

[6:56 AM] ATY: so he fell off as the thing fell over, and the seat crushed his legs

[6:56 AM] ATY: and he kept grimacing

[6:57 AM] ATY: and before spud lost altitude and met once more with the earth

[6:57 AM] ATY: the toad had bled out

[6:57 AM] ATY: from the stool of the unicycle

[6:57 AM] ATY: RIP toadstool'

[6:58 AM] ATY: that toads mom cameand cried over the body and she brought her boyfriend who was named charlie

[6:58 AM] ATY: who was a tiny musical fountain

[6:58 AM] ATY: anyways, the tears were dried before spuds crashed

[6:58 AM] ATY: because the toads were lightning fast

[6:59 AM] ATY: and he crashlanded, and was skidding to a stop

[6:59 AM] ATY: and was heading STRAIGHT FOR THE DEFEATED EYEBALL WHICH WAS COVERED BY RANDY

[7:01 AM] ATY: immediately before spuds 'good' wing decapitated him

[7:01 AM] ATY: RIP randy

[7:01 AM] ATY: and RIP the eyeball that was smothered

[7:02 AM] ATY: two moments of silence, please

[7:03 AM] ATY: spud came to rest near the final of the three eyeballs

[7:04 AM] ATY: he was concussed

[7:05 AM] ATY: so he didnt remember anything that had happened, since suffering from the storm

[7:05 AM] ATY: he thought it was just dark outside, rather than that he was blind

[7:05 AM] ATY: and he forgot that he was half crumpled

[7:06 AM] ATY: he sat up and smiled to himself, remembering it was nearly ballin' season for his coconuteye tree

[7:06 AM] ATY: and figured he would pass the time til morning by playing the spoons, which was his good wing

[7:07 AM] ATY: he didnt really notice the destruction that had met his 'lesser' wing

[7:08 AM] ATY: and he wibbled and wobbled the right wing in the darkness, beside the virgin eye which had only ever seen heaven, while being sprinkled by the cold, coldflecks of blood from the shafts of the feathers on the trunk of the ballin' coconut tree

[7:09 AM] ATY: and with his weaker wing, he cupped it near to him,

[7:09 AM] ATY: and it became his wife

[7:10 AM] ATY: and it stayed with him for the rest of eternity, forever little spoon, while he played til the morning that never dawns

[7:10 AM] ATY: *the end

SPECIAL THANKS TO SANG FOR PUTTING THESE PIECES TOGETHER!!