BLOODY BORED - shack down, in Atyland

PLaying the game i made up called Fat Finger Haiku:
jab your keyboard blindly for 3 letters
each serving as first letter of each line OKGO

ATY'S HAIKUS

Jaundice as a babe
I was kept beneath blue lights
Mother couldn't hold

asphyxiated
came out twisted in the cord
postpones the first breath


JOSH'S HAIKUS
:57 AM] thegrandemperor: "I'm going to take a shower"
[2:57 AM] thegrandemperor: "What you took one 4 hours ago"
[2:58 AM] thegrandemperor: "No, that was 14 hours ago"
[2:58 AM] thegrandemperor: "WHAT IS TIM

CHIVE'S HAIKUS
dave hits my kneecap
i wince and fall down slowly
like a moldy flan