Shack Against Humanity

An Ode to Cancerless

What beauty; to behold such win

How single man born perfection

Blessed beholding him again

I wept the first time, that is when

I knew among us there was win

Doubtless among us perfection

To tell his feats, where to begin

He invented the cotton gin!

And saved those orphaned by Stalin!

And gave birth to lonelies, a twin

So at least there's a next-of-kin

One week old, mastered violin

Bringing tears of hope to women.

Invented cancer medicine.

Beat it again, again, again.

Were God himself tasked depiction

He'd fess up, "how did he happen?

I donno where I must have been,

He's too on point for me to pin!"

The struggle put on hold demon

With angel, both forget of sin

And swoon catching glimpse just his chin,

The big bang happened with his grin

When first sighting you'll trip, bruise shin,

But he don't bruise that porcelain skin

He makes the hungry glad they're thin,

Flawlessness will make your head spin

And they can't afford a puke bin

The light that shines from cheeks, his grin

In dead of night; cures all poison

His touch can turn to gold mere tin

If you don't know, the hell you been?

Cause there's a man I know, a fin

Who embodies all perfection

A man beloved by Putin,

Whose heart has only room within

For beauty born one man, a fin.....

Pinnacle of sheer perfection.

Yeah, embodies all perfection

BLOODY BORED - shack down, in Atyland

PLaying the game i made up called Fat Finger Haiku:
jab your keyboard blindly for 3 letters
each serving as first letter of each line OKGO

ATY'S HAIKUS

Jaundice as a babe
I was kept beneath blue lights
Mother couldn't hold

asphyxiated
came out twisted in the cord
postpones the first breath


JOSH'S HAIKUS
:57 AM] thegrandemperor: "I'm going to take a shower"
[2:57 AM] thegrandemperor: "What you took one 4 hours ago"
[2:58 AM] thegrandemperor: "No, that was 14 hours ago"
[2:58 AM] thegrandemperor: "WHAT IS TIM

CHIVE'S HAIKUS
dave hits my kneecap
i wince and fall down slowly
like a moldy flan

Prompt: Ebola

Heart
   I remember
   when i sat in some place
the entire year
  all i remember
  sitting staring at the tree
growing on the other side
of
 that
  pane.

Condensed
                 was it math?
to a single sigh of yearning
for
 bitter
 secondhand smoke

kept
 kept
  kept
crept
 crept
  crept
slept
 slept
  slept

Court her past,
quarter passed.
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Man is a virus
she'll surely tire of us
     quite soon
            exhaust beyond our worth
            here meek inheriting the earth.
Man is a virus
rampage by
touch we don't discuss
            behold short-sighted mirth
            propagate disease in pleasured birth
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Our hope is for
our hope     for itself
                   may speak
Resound within
consciousness
                   to live
                   simply
                   we seek
Dull roar
sung below
threshold
        shifting bones each
                 passing week
Til a
choral ringing
       undertone
       collective courage peaks,
Land we
     hope
     ahead,
we're inheriting the meek

Romantic prompt

tomorROMANTIC

Inclination
     scours oceans
     for the soul is lost,
                                 pedantic.
Murmur
     mnemonic motions,
     corrosive and semantic.

Of all the fish
of all the fish
     of all the leagues gigantic,

To row & row,
what man for show,
     beholding set Atlantic

Throw corridor
  core I adore
      ste.real.ization frantic,

Romance singed curls round one side
    the flame being romantic.